The latest from Google News:

• Shirtless “Harry Potter” pics stir buzz
• Harry Potter Stage Strip Stirs Storm
• Harry Potter stirs storm with racy pics
• Harry Potter Star Causing Stir Over Racy Photos
• Harry Potter Star to Go Nude

There’s so many things I could say about these headlines (i.e. “Someone sure loves the word stir!” or “Headline writers are retarded!”) but in the end all I really want to point out is this: Daniel Radcliffe’s upcoming play, the one in which he gets all naked, is Equus.

In Grade 12 English, when I had a creepy overweight and bald teacher who wheezed before he laughed, we read Equus. And I actually remember it pretty well. I guess it was because we read it in the midst of reading stuff like Sons and Lovers and Yeats poems. I remember very little about those, but I remember a lot about Equus. Probably because you always remember the one about horse fucking.

Because that is, essentially, what the play is about — a boy who has sex with horses.
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Matt: This Marie Antoinette movie baffles me.
Erin: I know.
Erin: Forever she’s been depicted as an idiot.
Erin: And all of a sudden she’s a martyr for feminsim?
Erin: It makes no sense
Matt: It’s Kirsten Dunst. She’s awesome at playing idiots.
Erin: I think it largely has to do with the fact she IS one
Matt: She’d be awesome in an animated film as the voice of, like, a big bag full of lumber.
Matt: People would be like “That is an amazing performance as the voice of lumber.”

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