Matt: There are two types of people in the world: takers and leavers.
Erin: You got that from Ishmael, you bastard.
Matt: Hahahaha
Matt: I just quoted ISHMAEL.
Matt: That is fucking hilarious.
Erin: hahahahaha
Matt: OH NO MY GORILLA’S GONE.
Matt: Also a quote from Ishmael.
Matt: Paraphrased.
Erin: You are the antithesis of all I stand for and you just quoted from my Bible.
Erin: I need to reevaulate my priorities
Matt: No, prioritize talking gorillas.
Erin: Oh, they are NUMBER one for sure.
Erin: Can you introduce me to one?
Erin: Although Ishmael didn’t talk — he communicated with his MIND
Matt: He was a psychic gorilla!
Erin: I want one!
Matt: You want to imprison an animal.
Matt: With the same rights and feelings as you!
Erin: No! He can telll me the secrets of the universe and give me advice.
Erin: And I will protect him from the harsh realities of the jungle!
Erin: He will be safe and warm and LOVED

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