Ah, America. Your insatiable hunger for giant robots that turn into things has been satisfied once again. Now those robots may return to their slumber, not to rise again for another twenty-odd years, as according to the prophecy.
Also prophetic in this week’s box office results: Robin Williams’ complete failure as License to Wed does little business, and will fade quickly, much like Williams’ career. At least until RV 2 comes out.
I found these box office results in a bottle washed ashore. Some have said they bear remarkable resemblance to the movies.com box office report. I, however, disagree.
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This week’s box office was all about critical questions. First, will a hard-to-spell title affect an animated film’s box office? Second, do Bruce Willis action movies have more appeal when he’s playing a nostalgic character and hanging out with Justin Long? Third, does the Canada Day Long Weekend have any impact on box office returns? And, fourth, and most critically, why would anyone go see Evening? What’s the deal with Evening? It looks terrible.
So many questions! Very few answers! All this and more in this week’s Box Office Analysis!
And, once again, I got no idea who those movies.com box office report guys even are. They look shifty and, once, they tried to sell me stolen goods on a street corner.
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